Old joke, which I read long before I knew what PADI and CMAS are, and
thanks to the web and Altavista, I managed to find again:
This dive boat is going out to a dive site with a group of PADI and
CMAS divers on board.
The boat starts to sink. The
instructor looks at this and says
"OK everybody, get your kit ready, might as well do a deep dive."
And off they go.
instructor thinks for a moment and says "OK, everybody,
we have a change of plan, please pay me $50 - we are now doing
a wreck dive."
PADI UK ?
From this page
I got this:
||Pay Another Dive Instructor|
||Still Seeking Instruction|
||Bugger Surface Air Consumption|
||Can't Master Aquatic Skills|
||Some Come Up Barley Alive|
||Not Another Undrwater Idiot|
||Invest Another Thousand Dollars|
||Over Weight Scuba Instructor
||Pay And Die Immediately
||Put Another Dollar In